Boris Johnson做外相?全世界食花生


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Boris Johnson(英國政府官譯莊漢生,好名)搞退歐搞到一鑊粥,諗住唔做首相唔駛孭鑊,結果殘局都係要佢執,由佢做外相。

莊漢生絕對唔係做外相嘅性格,因為佢經常講嘢得罪世界各國,睇以下抽水金句就明

For 10 years we in the Tory Party have become used to Papua New Guinea-style orgies of cannibalism and chief-killing, and so it is with a happy amazement that we watch as the madness engulfs the Labour Party.

大家可以估到,之後佢係要道歉。

佢仲要佢係骨子裡面,睇唔起美國共和黨班盲毛,你睇佢點評小布殊,你估到佢實同特朗普火星撞地球。

The President is a cross-eyed Texan warmonger, unelected, inarticulate, who epitomises the arrogance of American foreign policy.

仲要呢劑得罪歐盟成堆方丈,去同歐盟傾退歐,你話呢次首相文翠珊唔係玩佢?所以全世界食緊花生。

大家可以放心係,莊漢生對契丹觀感奇差,睇佢點評契丹就知

Chinese cultural influence is virtually nil, and unlikely to increase…

我對呢位口臭外相嘅對契丹政策充滿信心就係。

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